Proceed with caution.....

This post will be offensive to some because of the language, so if you are offended by cuss words, please read no further.  There is also an ulterior motive to this post.  As soon as I started to blog, the Phillies started to rally.  The boy just ordered me back to the computer to keep blogging and said I really should blog about this topic with the rider that I make sure that people know he is big strong Russian, which he truly is.

So here it goes, against my better judgement....

There are a few words in the English language that I never use.  One of those happens to be pussy.  So, it is inexplicable that on two different occaisions, I have called the boy a pussy.  I had a couple of drinks in me and at that moment it came flying out of my mouth.  Thank goodness he is a strong Russian boy with thick skin and high confidence, because calling your exchange student a pussy is pretty reckless.  But to do it twice, is unconscionable, yet we were both falling to pieces about it about 5 minutes ago.

So, the first offense came two weeks ago during our Roktoberfest party.  We had to lift his bed to get the trundle out from underneath.  We were both on our knees, I start lifting the bed and he starts pulling out the trundle, I don't know what happened, but I think he got scared that his fingers would get caught, he pulls away and screams like a little girl.  I respond, "Dude, stop being such a pussy and pull the bed out." He response, " Did you just call me a pussy?", "I am no pussy, I am a big strong Russian/"  I say, "then put those big strong Russian fingers on the trundle and pull the damn thing out!"  Then I can't believe what just flew out of my mouth.  My mother is turning over in her grave right now, and my father is falling to pieces laughing hysterically...I can feel it  :)

Situation #2.  Last weekend his exchange student buddy from Germany came down to hang out and sleep over.  We start talking about Cybil and how long it takes him to shower and get ready for school.  He has stayed in the shower for 40 minutes. At which time I say its because he is a pussy.  SCCREEEECHHH!  Did I just say that again and in front of his friend.  I can understand if I have just lost any respect from any of the readers of this blog now.  I am a horrible host mom for doing this...but thank goodness he thinks this is hilarious enough to post.  We are so lucky to have this kid here......